January 2010
33 posts
From the back of the bus.
caseofwhine:
I’m sitting in the back of the bus (I know, typical) typing with my jagged thumbnails, so please give me a little slack on any grammar/spelling issues.
I guess I just needed to get some stuff off my chest after such a long day. And as much as I’d like to think I made a difference today in the lives of some of those people, I honestly feel like I have been floundering/treading...
Roll One For Me
Few things are as thrilling in an otherwise exciting life, as to walk into my bathroom and see a short roll on the wall. This presents an opportunity to reload with the pull coming from under, rather than over. I usually exhaust the short roll, whether or not it’s ready, simply to enjoy a victory in the domestic competition of Roll Reversal.
Now, it is most likely understood that to install...
Favorites
Can we stop calling them favorites? Let’s just call them acknowledgements, laughs or applause.
This way, we don’t have to feel guilty about giving too many or be included in some secret formula no one understands and is never explained.
Controlling and manipulating funny is wrong.
I’m easily amused, so I click the “star” many times. Forgive me.
BT
No Bank Ever Gave Me a Poe Toaster
There is this mysterious character in Baltimore dubbed Poe Toaster. Every January 19th, which is the anniversary of the birth of Edgar Allan Poe, some guy leaves three roses and well-branded cognac at Edgar’s grave. Nice tribute. Please leave barbecue pork rinds and Kettle One vodka in the field where my ashes will be strewn. Don’t forget napkins. Also, leave a DVD player for any...
Thank You, Everyone
I wanted to write this when I’m “half in the bag” because I’m the most emotional and true.
My intention was not to alert the world to our situation. I just wanted to share with you people something that slammed our heads into the wall from out of left field. I’m like anyone else on Twitter, bringing my home life into the “community” to share with all.
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